StUpId FaN fIcTiOn (Yes, I am bored)

[JohnRomeroWorshiper]

Tom Hall: "Looks like this needs a job from the rome.ro's!"

*james bond music plays in background*

John Romero "Okay guys, we need to find out whos attacking us, which companys and people"

*Zzt-x turns to Ad1tu*

Zztx: "Cathy, get the ducks!"

Ad1tu: "the ducks?    "

zztx: "yep, theyll tell us who the enemeies are who are produing the over licensed games"

A minute later, Ad1tu comes with a duck on her shoulder  

Zztx & raine: "Okay duckie, tell us who is this evil company of wrong doers? and whos behind it?"

Duck: "Well, for starters my name happens to be Chuck, the company from my inside sorces appears to be none other than *dun dun dunnnnn* Sonic Entertainment!"

The good guys were in    shock  

Then Tom Hall shouted..

[Cheapy]

"Wasn't that the discontinued name of our former Developers of Incredible Power?"

DUNDUNDUN........

We all arm up our high-budget supershotguns

[Ad1tu]

*all take up shotguns and go to *insert location here* to shot the heck outta Sonic Entertainment*

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Ad1tu: Ok, now that that's settled, how 'bout we all head back for a nice friendly game of DooM?

*in unison* Sounds good!

*all head back to *insert location here* *

But when they got there...

[SpaceMarine]

The place was repainted in mauve with yellow polka dots with the windows painted over into smiley faces.

ZZTX: Whoa...

Raine: Gah...

Col. Walter Kurtz: The horror...

Cathy: Who are you?

Kurtz: Nevermind.

Cheapy: We have to fix this.

Cathy: But how...?

[Ad1tu]

ZZ: Maybe we can get Spiff's girlfriend in here... she does like to decorate his arm...

Cathy: But uh, doncha think she might go a lil overboard with like hearts & flowers & girly stuff?

Raine: Girly stuff?! *starts panicking*

ZZ: Ok, ok, bad idea..

Cathy: Actually let's just get Eric in here! We can repaint the room white, & then let him draw/paint all over it!

Cheapy: Why stop at Eric? Let's get a bunch of the talented artists at Rome.ro over here and have them help decorate!

ZZ: Yeah! Great idea!

So they all mosey over to the Rome.ro forums when they realized...

[ZZT-X]

[ZZT-X]

True Fan Fiction:

doomguy went to teh base to find them, BUT TEHY WERE DEAD!!!!!!!!1111 oh no im in truble he said SUDENLY A MONSTER APPEERED!!!11 GRRRAAAAWWRRRR!!! doomguy SHOT it but IT DID NOTHIGN!!!!! but tehn he saw teh bfg 900000 on the ground and he picked it up and killed the monster

TEH END
 
 [ April 27, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: ZZT-X ]

[Ad1tu]

That is the mostest dumbest ending I have ever heard!    We gotta do somethin' better than that...

[Cheapy]

Closey?

[ZZT-X]

And then Doomguy woke up in bed, with his loved ones standing around him.

"I had the most horrible dream! You were there, and you were there... and YOU were there!"

Raine: Take it easy, pal, you've been in a coma for... 30 minutes.

ZZ: And to think we were just starting to get worried.

Cheap: Who wants to eat pork rinds and play Quake?

All: MEEEEEE!!

And they Quaked happily ever after.

[Cheapy]

Lockheed Martin!