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« Reply #60 on: June 10, 2005, 06:05:21 PM » |
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« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2005, 08:13:01 PM » |
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Farmer buys milking machine and tries it out on his penis, has brilliant orgasm but can’t remove the machine. He reads manual and faints. It says “auto release after 21 litres” /me becomes farmer. |
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« Reply #62 on: June 10, 2005, 08:19:46 PM » |
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Farmer buys milking machine and tries it out on his penis, has brilliant orgasm but can’t remove the machine. He reads manual and faints. It says “auto release after 21 litres”
/me becomes farmer.
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« Reply #64 on: June 12, 2005, 02:34:26 PM » |
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Why was snow white thrown out of fairytale land? A. She was caught sitting on Pinochios face saying tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth etc.
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« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2005, 02:43:50 PM » |
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That joke is fukin awesome!  I'm glad someone likes my jokes, I was worried they might be too offensive according to some kind helpful words from my bf. |
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« Reply #66 on: June 14, 2005, 03:37:12 PM » |
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Don't worry, i think they're awesome!  |
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« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2005, 06:06:01 PM » |
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That joke is fukin awesome!
I'm glad someone likes my jokes, I was worried they might be too offensive according to some kind helpful words from my bf.
No, too offensive would be: Q: How many niggers does it take to eat a bucket of fried chicken? A: Jews have big noses. |
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« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2005, 06:59:23 PM » |
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« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2005, 02:10:45 PM » |
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A jelly baby goes to the doctor for an aids test, doctor asks what he has been up to, the jelly baby replies “f**king allsorts!”
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« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2005, 07:54:44 PM » |
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How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes four pediatricians to unscrew it.
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